And now, A Yankees Haiku (written by a friend of my brother’s friend)

Sizemore’s rounding third
Here’s Damon’s throw to the plate
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce

Thank You*

*A voice rings “And what did you have to do with it, exactly?”**

**Quiet voice, or I’ll set the hounds on you. Or worse, I’ll set Julius*** on you.

***Lick lick lick lick lick.