“Red Sox, not State”; Or, “No, the W on the Red Cap does NOT stand for Shrub, it stands for the Nationals.”

Aaron F****n Boone signs with the Nats.

I’m not cheering for him EVER. I don’t care if he puts the damn NATS into the World Series this time. I don’t care if he hits .600/.800/3.000, saves 50 kitties and puppies, cures cancer, and discovers cold fusion. I’m still rooting for his WELL-EARNED and PERMANENT retirement.